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Horror and Heavy Metal Collide

If It Bleeds

Screening Friday, October 17 at 6:30pm

by Brooklyn Ewing

Horror anthologies hold a special place in my heart, and If It Bleeds packs three individual segments full of iconic horror appearances, and awesome makeup FX. 

In the wraparound story, a hungry young news reporter, Diane Winters, (Terrifier’s Catherine Corcoran), and her cameraman, chase a series of brutal murders during a hectic day hunting down a lead story. 

Director and writer Matthew Hersh packs this film full of killer actors like Dee Wallace (Cujo, ET, The Howling) Doug Jones (Pan’s Labyrinth, The Shape of Water, Hellboy), Bonnie Aarons (The Nun and the Nun 2), John Kassir (Tales from the Crypt), Russell Todd (Chopping Mall, Friday the 13th Part II), and Khleo Thomas (Holes and Roll Bounce). 

If It Bleeds is filled with faces you’ll recognize from the horror and heavy metal communities. It was awesome to see metal aficionado Jose Mangin in the segment featuring the voice of John Kassir. Kassir really nails Chip, the puppet. It’s such a magical moment hearing him do another horror voice. The segments are so stacked with up and coming horror talent that I can’t even name drop everyone appropriately. 

From the soundtrack to each and every segment, If It Bleeds gives you all the gore and killer stories you could ask for. This one is so fun, and is perfect for horror and metal fans. Hersh has definitely me super excited to see what he does next. 

5 stars, because Chip said so!

No Moose, Just Squirrel

Flora & Ulysses

by George Wolf

Is “Holy Bagumba!” gonna happen?

Too early to tell, but Flora & Ulysses wants it to happen.

Ten year-old Flora (Matilda Lawler) likes to blurt the phrase out in excited surprise, and there have been plenty of surprises since Ulysses got super powers.

Ulysses (a CGI squirrel with noises courtesy of John Kassir) has skills, no doubt, and in between trashing donut shops and learning how to type, he just might teach a self-described young cynic that there is some magic in this world after all.

Director Lena Khan brings the latest animal adventure tale from novelist Kate DiCamillo (The Tale of Despereaux, Because of Winn-Dixie) to the screen with broad brushes, easily digestible messages and family-friendly hijinks.

Khan does try to keep the parents interested through winking nods to E.T, Alien, and The Shining, along with a curious amount of music montages. The playlist ain’t bad (Bill Withers, Tom Jones) but it’s big enough to make you wonder how much was added just to get the film to feature length.

Young Lawler is a treat, with spunky charm to spare and a seemingly natural sense of comic timing (especially with a CGI co-star). But the adapted script from Brad Copeland (Spies in Disguise, Ferdinand) is all surface-level spoon feeding, where the family strife is sanitized, the danger little more than silly and the squirrel is a furry, slo-mo ninja.

In other words, perfectly fetch for the younger set transitioning from picture books to family films.