The Baltimorons
by Hope Madden
A love letter to Baltimore and a beautiful showcase of talent, The Baltimorons is the yes-and of romcoms.
Jay Duplass directs a script co-written with Michael Strassner, who plays Cliff. Lovable, endearing, excruciatingly earnest, Cliff is headed with girlfriend Brittany (Olivia Luccardi) to spend Christmas Eve with her family. He falls on the back step, knocks out a tooth, and has to comb Baltimore for a dentist available to help.
Schlubby and sweet and desperately afraid of needles, Cliff makes quite an impression on the difficult to impress Dr. Didi (Liz Larsen). A series of mishaps, hijinks and opportunities keeps the two together for the balance of Christmas Eve.
This one-thing-leads-to-another cinematic structure can feel tedious and contrived, but Duplass and Strassner ground the narrative in Cliff’s two defining traits. Newly sober, Cliff is still learning who he is without alcohol. There’s a tentative, brave, sad but funny exploratory nature to the narrative that exactly mirrors this.
He’s also a sketch and improv comic, though he hasn’t done comedy since “the incident”—the catalyst for the film, for his sobriety, and for the personal journey that led Cliff to this moment. Cliff’s approach to life is the “yes, and” improv ethic. Whatever comes Cliff’s way, he’s not only up for it, he will meet it with the next most unexpected yet organic step to take.
Strassner couldn’t be better or more authentic in the lead, and his natural chemistry with Larsen compels interest. It’s a master class in opposites attract, two fully realized characters who are who they are, somehow warming to the thing in each other that most surprises them.
The Baltimorons is about fresh steps and reawakenings and taking what comes with humor and bravery. And it’s funny—sometimes slyly, sometimes hilariously. There’s substance to it, and romance, though the late-film reveal feels forced when compared to the balance of the film. Still, I haven’t seen a romantic comedy this romantic or funny since The Big Sick.
